Saturday, 12 November 2011

Maleny Rotary Bulletin Vol 53 No 20 for 16 November 2011

"THE RANGE" The Rotary Club of Maleny Inc Bulletin Vol. 53 No. 20
Wednesday 16th November 2011

Polio Plus fund raiser - A Thai Night to be held at Maleny High School with Partners welcome at 6:30 for 7:00pm.

Please tender meal apologies to Karen Binstead by noon Tuesday.

                               16 Nov              23 Nov              30 Nov
Duty Officer           Jeff C                Keith R              Brian K
Registration           Tony H               Dick A              Geoff C  
ADO & Scribe        Sherry W           Rick V              Pat K
Fellowship              Roly N               Brian D             Lloyd L

26th November
Keith Rogers (Leader)  John McLennan  Rick Vickers  Brian Doyle

10th December
Andy Schouteten (Leader)  Brian King  Chris Brooker  Lloyd Larney


Meeting opened at 18.57 by President Greg who mentioned that he had attended a very interesting awards night at the Maleny High school and also a sporting club function.  He also said that Terry S had moved to Golden Beach.

 John W presented to the Club a beautifully made cabinet for the storage of the Presidents collars.
 A Rotary tie was presented to Brian D in appreciation for the work that he did on the Club's bye-laws and constitution.
 The acting treasurer Jim A assured the members that we still have money in the bank.
 Deb L gave her report on youth.
 Chris B informed us that several candidates are in the pipeline - (like Gaddafi?).
 Brian K confirmed that this year's Christmas Party will be held atthe Bill H estate.
 Brian A gave a report on the calendar sales.
 Angela G spoke about a collection for women in PNG and also asked for more volunteers for a sausage sizzle at the markets on Sunday 13th.
 Mike G went through the planning for the Thai fundraiser night on 16th Nov. Andy S will donate prizes for the raffle/auction.
 Mike G also gave reports on the District Seminar at Bribie Island, on polio eradication and on the global poverty program.
 Bernice McL won the head/tail competition

AGM opened by Lionel T who presided over the Election Of Officers for 2012.
The minutes of AGM recorded by secretary Karen B

The Sergeant at Arms Pat K demonstrated his "talents" by handing out unjust and unexplained fines to his innocent fellow Rotarians, who all obligingly paid their dues (arguably some with borrowed money!)

Meeting Closed at 20.25


14th Nov  Possible Joint Meeting with Glass House and Caboolture.

23rd Nov  Maleny Hotel with Guest Speaker Keith Rogers on "Whatever happened to CUB?".

26th Nov  No Brainer Ball at the Showgrounds to raise funds for Brain Tumour Research.


1st Charlotte G  2nd Merlin C and Sherryl G  4th Elaine A  7th Tony Holmes  11th Ric T 
20th Jenny S  23rd Elizabeth C-H  25th Bill H  29th Brian A   


7th Dick and Heather  19th Mike and Sherryl  26th Peter and Sherry 



Mathematically the following formula is true:

10+11 > 1+2+3+6+7

How has this been proven in practice this week?  Answers on a postcard please.


A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a Chinese Businessman, and an Aussie Bricklayer, were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them.

The Aussie fumed, 'What's with those bastards?  We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!'

The Indian Doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I'm losing my patience!'

The Chinese Businessman called out 'Move it, time is money!'

The Catholic Priest said, 'Here comes George the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him.'

'Hello, George!', said the Catholic Priest, 'What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'

George the greens keeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year. We are forever grateful. We always let them play for free anytime.'

The group fell silent for a moment.

The Catholic Priest was the first to speak, and said, 'That's so sad. God forgive us. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.'

The Indian Doctor said, 'Vishnu, I repent. Good idea priest.  I will also contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them.'

The Chinese Businessman replied, 'I'm writing a cheque at this very moment.
$50,000 to these brave souls.'

The Aussie bricklayer said, 'Why can't the bastards play at night?'


No comments:

Post a Comment