Monday, 30 April 2012
Maleny Rotary Bulletin Vol. 53 No. 41 for 2nd May
Wednesday 2nd May 2012
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm for Rotary DVD.
2 May 9 May 16 May
Duty Officer Jim A Malcolm B Chris B
Registration Lionel T Sherryl G Bernice McL
ADO & Scribe Chris B Mike G Keith R
Fellowship Keith R Brian A John McL
SAUSAGE SIZZLE ROSTER
Chris Brooker (Leader) Sherryl Gregory Keith Rogers Mike Gregory
Rick Vickers (Leader) Bernice McLennan John McLennan Jeff Cornfoot
LAST WEEK’S MEETING
There was no meeting last week - ANZAC Day.
FUTURE MEETINGS & EVENTS
9th May Vocational Awards Night at the Big Barrel at 6:30 for 7:00pm. Charlotte advises "There will be fairly substantial finger food available. Only wines and soft drinks- no beer there though I guess we can cope with that. It would be nice if we could dress up a bit to make the occasion a bit special for the awardees."
16th May Maleny High School at 6:30 for 7:00 pm for Club Assembly.
24th may RI President's Dinner at the Gabba.
27th May Launch of ‘A Parish Odyssey (The Dobson Years)’ by Jack Wilcox at the Maleny Catholic Centre at 10:30am.
27th May District Assembly at St Columban's College.
30th May Joint Clubs meeting at USC. Partners' Night with bus provided.
BIRTHDAYS FOR MAY
4th Angela G 18th Cilla V 27th Geoff C
WEDDING ANNIVERSARy FOR MAY
2nd David & Karen
NOW FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT
FROM OUR MEDICAL CORRESPONDENT
A REPORT ON IRISH ALZHEIMER'S
Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. Murphy had never been seen in church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy and said, "Murphy, I am so glad you decided to come to Mass, what made you come?"
Murphy said, "I've got to be honest with you Father - a while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like me hat, and I knew that McGlynn came to church every Sunday. I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."
The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?"
Murphy said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all."
The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell, right ?"
Murphy slowly shook his head and said, "No, Father, after ya talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery', I remembered where I left me hat."
Posted by Rotary Club of Maleny at 07:15