Saturday 17 August 2013

Rotary Club of Maleny Bulletin for 21st August 2013

"THE RANGE"  Vol. 55 No. 4

Wednesday 21st August 2013

THIS WEEK'S MEETING

Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with Guest Speaker Colin Beard on Photographic Adventures.

APOLOGIES

Please tender apologies to Karen Binstead by noon Tuesday.

DUTY ROSTERS
                                     Aug 21           Sep 4             Sep 18        
       
Duty Officer                 Malcolm B       Jim A              Chris B
 
Registration                 Debra L           Mike G           Angela G

ADO & Scribe               Jeff C              Sherryl G       Charlotte G
         
Fellowship                   John W             Keith R           John McL            
     
SAUSAGE SIZZLE ROSTER

31st August
Malcolm Baker (Leader)  Keith Rogers  Robin Thorne

14th September
Brian Allen (Leader)  Karen Binstead  Andy Schouteten

MINUTES OF MEETING OF 7th AUGUST

18 members enjoyed a convivial evening with an early finish.


After the usual opening formalities, Andy Schouteten briefed the meeting on his evening at the Rotary Club of Brunssum-Onderbanken in Holland. Their meeting started with a walk in the forest and then an outdoor meeting at 9:30 in the evening - only in summertime!








Andy presented the Maleny Club with a pennant from the Dutch club and proposed a " toast to the Rotary Club of Brunssum-Onderbanken".





Chris B introduced Carl Jonsson (2013 NYSF student) and his father who came to have Rotary draw the winning tickets for their raffle raising money to send Carl to South Africa for an international science forum.

President Ric briefed the meeting on his current and future activities, including a meeting with other District Presidents and the District Governor.

Brian A. passed around a copy of the 2014 calendar and advised that they would be on general sale from early September.

Lionel T. requested some assistance at Maple 3 on Monday 2nd September to hang the calendar photo competition entries.

Deb L. advised of Interact activities including a sausage sizzle at Bunnings, a raffle draw on 2nd September, a pie drive in September and the RYPEN camp on 2-8 September.

Chris B. is looking for volunteers for Bike Ed next week and to man the entry gate at the Slow Food Festival on 7th & 8th September - yes it is Election Day!

Rick V. briefed the meeting on Mary Cairncross issues and his work with the Maleny Community Centre and the District Disaster Plan.

The new Sergeant Paul F. extracted considerable funds from unprepared members by asking general knowledge questions, some easy but others obscure! Deb L won the 'heads & tails'.

In the absence of our guest speaker, members who had travelled recently were asked to give a brief overview of their wanderings. Jeff C in France & Scotland, Rick V with the military exercise Talisman Sabre in Central Queensland, and Andy S a 33 day Mediterranean cruise plus time in Istanbul, the Barcelona area
and Holland. Paul F visited his former home town Mudgee and found it too cold.

Rick V entertained with a tale of briefing some young and naive American soldiers on the safety risks in the Shoalwater Bay Area - the briefing covered  crocodiles, snakes, sharks, spiders, mosquitoes and most importantly 'drop bears'! The live firings and bombing did not phase them but 'drop bears'!

The meeting closed at 8.15.

FUTURE MEETINGS & EVENTS

24&25th August
RAM Conference at St Columbans College.

28th Aug
Club Assembly at Andy & Mia Schouteten's house with $10 meal.

2nd Sep
Calendar picture hanging at Maple 3 - contact Lionel.

4th Sep
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with Guest Speaker Sarah Garap, Peace Fellow.

5th Sep
Caloundra Golf Club at 6:00 for 6:30pm for Combined Clubs Dinner with DG Trevor Taylor.
 
7th & 8th Sep
Car parking at Real Food Festival.

11th Sep
Board Meeting at the Masonic Hall

18th Sep
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with Guest Speaker Thea Cassin of Blackall Range Care Group.

WEDDING ANNIVERSARY FOR AUGUST
29th Angela and Mike

BIRTHDAYS FOR AUGUST
17th Malcolm Baker  20th Jocelyn Brooker  28th Lionel Tilley

NOW FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT

AGE SHALL NOT WEARY THEM?

A group of guys, all age 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because the waitresses there were gorgeous, with tight skirts, nice legs and perky breasts.


Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food and service were good and the wine selection was excellent.


Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because they could dine in peace and quiet and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.


Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had an elevator.


Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View Restaurant, because they had never been there before and heard it was quite good.

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