WEDNESDAY 6 AUGUST 2014
THIS WEEK'S MEETING
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with Guest Speaker Audrey Raymond on Buddies Refugee Support Group.
APOLOGIES
Please tender apologies to Bernice by noon Tuesday.
DUTY ROSTERS
6 Aug 20 Aug 3 Sep
Duty Officer Malcolm B Mike G Jim A
Registration Bill H Bernice M Robin T
ADO & Scribe Sherryl G Keith R Chris B
Fellowship John McL Lionel T John W
SAUSAGE SIZZLE ROSTER
16 August
Jim Atkinson (Leader) Chris Brooker Keith Rogers
30 August
Malcolm Baker (Leader) Jeff Cornfoot Bill Hankinson
13 September
John Whan (Leader) Andy Shouteten Ric Townsend
MINUTES OF MEETING OF LAST MEETING
President Ric opened the meeting with the normal formalities. Our guest speakers for the evening were Mike, Sherryl, John and Bernice talking about the Sydney Convention. In a well organised presentation, for which the projector mercifully behaved, they described their individual highlights; these ranged from the address by the new RI President, through Keynote Speakers, the House of Friendship and social events. Another major highlight appeared to be the music produced by some favourites of their youth, who are now aged rockers.
Their talk was warmly received.
FUTURE MEETINGS & EVENTS
13 Aug
Masonic Hall at 7:00pm for Board Meeting.
20th Aug
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with Guest Speaker Alan Wilson on "My Story".
27th Aug
Masonic Hall at 6:30 for 7:00pm for Club Assembly with $10 meal.
3rd Sep
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with Guest Speaker Melissa Borich on Healthy Lifestyles.
WEDDING ANNIVERSARY FOR AUGUST
29th Angela and Mike
BIRTHDAYS FOR AUGUST
17th Malcolm Baker 20th Jocelyn Brooker 29th Lionel Tilley
NOW FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT
NEW HEALTH PLAN FOR SENIOR CITIZENS
You're a sick senior citizen and the government says they are going to sell your house to pay for your nursing care.
So what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four politicians.
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison.....
where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!
Need new teeth? No problem.
Need glasses? That’s great.
Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart?
They’re all covered.
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.
And who will be paying for all of this?
It’s the same government that just told you that they cannot afford to pay for your nursing care.
And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it!
Plus, because you are a prisoner you don't have to pay income tax.
Is this a great country or what?
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