Saturday, 23 May 2015

Rotary Club of Maleny Bulletin for 3rd June 2015

"THE RANGE"  Vol. 56 No. 23

WEDNESDAY 3rd June 2015

THIS WEEK'S MEETING
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with Guest Speaker Bec Mount on Rhythm Culture and also Louise Batista on the Science Experience.

APOLOGIES
Apologies to Bernice before noon on Tuesday.

DUTY ROSTERS
                                     3 Jun                 17 Jun             1 Jul            
                   
Duty Officer                 Robin H             Rick V            Sherryl G       

ADO & Scribe             Malcolm B          Chris B          Mike G

Registration                 Phillip S             Donna C         Bernice McL               

Fellowship                   Ric T                 Chris R-S        John McL   
      
SAUSAGE SIZZLE ROSTER
6 June
Chris B  (Leader)   Chris R-S   Andy S

13 June
To be confirmed

20 June
Jeff C  (Leader)   Donna C   Bill H 

NEW MEMBER
 

 Welcome to Dr CL Claridge who was inducted during the meeting of 6th May with the classification International Community Development.

MEETING OF 20TH MAY
20 May saw 14 of the 17 Rotary Clubs of the Sunshine Coast meet at the University of The Sunshine Coast for the annual presentation of scholarship awards to three outstanding students who have excelled in their chosen career to further their education to the next level in their chosen profession. 
!5 members of the Maleny Rotary Club were in attendance on the night.

Maleny Rotary were responsible for the running of the Bar on the night under the capable leadership of Chris Brooker OAM.

The recipients of the awards  this year were
 - Andrew Allen to further his education in Clinical Physiology.
-  Ms Marion Brown for the research into the impact of  scavengers on our beaches have on  the  environment.
-   Ms Alessandra Whaite for researching the elimination of clamidia in our wildlife and  also the development of the vaccine to support this research.

Guest speaker for the night was Mr Brendan Powell, ceo Oztag and USC Outstanding Alumnus 2014 " Education - A Path of Power".
The University are forever appreciative of the assistance given by the Rotary Clubs of the Sunshine Coast  and over the years have formed a sound partnership with Rotary.



 Thanks to Bernice for the report and Robin for the photos.


FUTURE MEETINGS & EVENTS
10th June
Board Meeting at the Masonic Hall.

11th June
Quota Changeover Dinner

17th June
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with our own Phillip Stark talking on My Story.

22nd June
MDSRC AGM

24th June
Changeover Dinner at Old Bank Cafe - Partners' Night.

1st July
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with Guest Speaker TBA

BIRTHDAY FOR JUNE
21st Peter Wilkinson

WEDDING ANNIVERSARIES FOR JUNE
1st Chris and Judi Ross-Smith  16th  Alan and Mary Wilson

NOW FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT
SOME ADVICE FROM OUR IT ADVISOR

ALWAYS CHECK THE CONTENT BEFORE HITTING THE SEND BUTTON!

A guy texts his neighbour:

"Larry, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.

I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it's no excuse but I don't get it at my house. I just can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology.

It won't happen again."

Larry, feeling outraged and betrayed, grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom and without a word shoots his wife.

Moments later he gets a second text:

"I really should use my spell check! That should be "wifi"... Sorry!"



     

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