WEDNESDAY 18TH JULY 2018
THIS WEEK'S MEETING
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with Guest Speaker Guest Speaker Fiona Hawkins on Home Care.
APOLOGIES AND MEALS
RSVP to Bernice before noon on Tuesday 3rd. Please ensure that your meal order is lodged by 6:45pm at the meeting.
18th July 1st August 15th August
Duty Officer Michael G Chris B Chris R-S
Assist DO Sherryl G Bill H Lionel T
Registration John W CL C Malcolm B
Fellowship Alan W John McL Andy S
SAUSAGE SIZZLE ROSTER
Malcolm Baker (Leader) Ric Townsend Chris Brooker
Keith Rogers (Leader) Michael and Sherryl Gregory
Details of the make up of the currrent Board and Committees can be found at the end of this bulletin.
MEETING OF 4TH JULY
President Alan began by welcoming all members and introducing visiting Rotarian Nev and his wife from Stanthorpe and a potential new member Paulette Steele.
Report to follow.
FUTURE MEETINGS & EVENTS
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with Guest Speaker Fiona Hawkins on Home Care.
Masonic Hall at 5:50pm for Club Assembly.
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with Guest Speaker Roslyn Leslie on Wilvos.
Board Meeting at the Masonic Hall.
BIRTHDAYS FOR JULY
8th Peter McGuirk 11th Roly Neiper and Jacinta Townsend 20th Beth Wann
AND NOW FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT
WITH THANKS TO ONE OF OUR CLUB CYNICS (MALE)
THE CYNICAL PHILOSOPHER REPORTS:
Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
I find it ironic that the colours red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.
MALENY ROTARY CLUB EXECUTIVE TEAM FOR 2018-2019
President - Alan Wilson
Vice President - Michael Gregory
Secretary - Bernice McLennan
Treasurer - Jim Atkinson
Vocational - Ric Townsend
Club Admininstration / Membership - Philip Stark
International/Foundation - Angela Griffin/ CL Claridge
Community Relations/Youth - Greg Williams
Service Projects - Rick Vickers/Chris Ross-Smith
Minute Recorder - Lionel Tilley
Guest Speakers - Michael Gregory
Bulletin Editor - Keith Rogers
MALENY ROTARY CLUB COMMITTEES
1.Grants Committee 2.RAWCS - Ebenezer Zambia
Confidential Angela Griffin
Chris Ross-Smith 4.Show Committee
Jim Atkinson Bernice McLennan
CL Claridge John McLennan
5.Social Committee 6.Calendar Committee
Phillip Stark Lionel Tilley
Roly Neiper Rick Vickers
7.High School Project Jim Atkinson
8.Membership/ 9.Qld Australian Cross Country Athletics Title
USC Project Committee Rick Vickers
Phillip Stark Greg Williams
CL Claridge Chris Brooker
Roly Nieper 10.Plan for Maleny Education Support Fund
Chris Ross-Smith Angela Griffin