WEDNESDAY 17TH MAY 2017
THIS WEEK'S MEETING
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with Guest Speaker our own Melinda Martin on "My Story".
Apologies to Bernice before noon on Tuesday.
17th May 7th June
Duty Officer CL Claridge Rick V
Assist DO Malcolm B Jim A
Registration Ric T Bernice McL
Fellowship Bill H John W
SAUSAGE SIZZLE ROSTER
Lionel Tilley (Leader) Andy Shouteten Malcolm Baker
Jeff Cornfoot (Leader) Roly Neiper Phillip Stark
MINUTES OF LAST MEETING
President Jeff opened the meeting and Chris Brooker gave us a rundown on the members required for the following events:
• Wood Expo Parking
• Maleny Show
• Muscle on the Mountain
Our Guest Speaker was Sharon Tregoning whose topic was Advanced Care Planning. She described this in a detailed presentation which is attached to the bulletin notice.
Basically she outlined how you can capture your wishes for your end journey and provided a bucket list to help achieve this goal. She explained how a number of significant items played their part.
A potentially difficult topic was explained sympathetically and lucidly. It is recommended to all that her presentation be read in its original.
FUTURE MEETINGS & EVENTS
Masonic Hall at 5:30 for 6:00pm for Club Assembly.
31st May No meeting
2nd and 3rd June
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with Guest Speaker John King on Rainforest Liqueurs.
Board Meeting at the Masonic Hall.
Club Changeover at The Orangery with Partners welcome.
Parking duties at Muscle on the Mountain.
BIRTHDAYS FOR MAY
4th Angela Griffin 18th Cilla Vickers 23rd John Hay
AND NOW FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT
AN ARCHAEOLOGICAL CONUNDRUM
WITH APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE FOR POLITICAL INCORRECTNESS
Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:
The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.
They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.
The President of the Society pointed to first drawing and said:
"This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.
The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them."
Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they seek food from the sea.
The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews."
The audience applauded enthusiastically.
Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,
"Idiots... Hebrew is read from right to left... It says: 'Holy Mackerel, Dig the Ass on that Chick!'"