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Thursday, 28 March 2024

Rotary Club of Maleny Bulletin for 3rd April 2024

THE RANGE Vol 65 No 17
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm for a Dinner Meeting with Guest Speaker  PP Patrice Robinson on Australian Rotary Health.

APOLOGIES
Apologies please to Bernice by noon on Tuesday.

DUTY ROSTER
                           03Apr           17Apr        01May     
Duty Officer       Phillip S        Fran T        Sherryl G
ADO                  Neil A           Greg W       Fran T
Registration       Lionel T       Ric T           James McC
Fellowship         John McL     Keith R       John McL

WOOLWORTH SAUSAGE SIZZLE
30Mar    0800 - 1100  James McC   John and Bernice McLennan

              1100 - 1330  Keith R   Chris B   Lenah K

27Apr    0800 - 1100  Lionel T   Scott W   Brian A

              1100 - 1330  Jim A   Bruce K   Andy S

PRESIDENT'S MESSAGE
There are numerous people on our committee working on various new projects. Our international committee with Greg and Bruce are establishing contacts directly with overseas Rotary Clubs in Tanzania where Cougar is and also in Ukraine, as they continue the war with Russia into its 3rd year. The idea is to be able to work directly with one another rather than going through an intermediary.
Our membership committee, led by Scott and with the assistance of Rick, Greg and Craig, has developed a new DL flyer that will stand out and can be handed out to people at our various events. They are also looking at other ways to encourage people to join our club.
Craig is organising another Christmas in July weekend at Yarraman after our successful inaugural one last year. He will email booking information and planned activities for this year soon. Keep Saturday 27 July free on your calendar!
Scott is busily working with the incoming committee on his upcoming role as President for the 2024/25 year, starting with the location of our changeover dinner on 26 June. So look out for some news on that very soon. Another date to add to your calendar of activities!
On 3 April our guest speaker will be PP Patrice Robinson who lives in Woombye. She is the Director of Australian Rotary Health and will give us an update about what is happening with ARH.
On 17 April our business dinner meeting will discuss two of our major functions of the year - our parking duties for the upcoming Woodie’s Expo on the first weekend of  4/5/6 May and the food stall at the Maleny Show on 31May and 1June.

MINUTES OF MEETING OF 20 MARCH 
President Paulette opened the meeting by welcoming guests Bob and Sue Hall, Mike Edwards and special guest Angela Griffin.  Angela has had a very distinguished career and has used her talents to great effect during her 32 years of Rotary membership, culminating in 16 years as a member of our Club.  She joined Rotary in 1992 in Wellington, New Zealand and moved to Washington DC in 1998 where, despite her heavy work schedule involving a lot of overseas travel, she instituted monthly social events including a Xmas dinner at George Washington’s former home in Mount Vernon.  She also started an annual Ambassadors Dinner with the first at the New Zealand Embassy hosted by Ambassador Jim Bolger, a former NZ Prime Minister.  
In 2002 she left Washington for Pretoria, South Africa where she joined the Rotary Club of Hatfield and was Club President.  In 2005 her job took her to Port Moresby, PNG where she joined the Rotary Club of Port Moresby and was again Club President.  In 2008 her work contract ended and she moved to Maleny where she lost no time in joining our Club.
During her 16 years with us Angela has been a very active member, being on the Board for many years and starting many valuable community projects like the MESF program and Community Grants.  She has also been very active in international projects like Ebeneezer and as a GSE Team Leader. In Maleny there was a committee raising funds for the Ebeneezer School and orphanage in Zambia and our International Director at the time Bob Hall persuaded the Board to help by registering the project with RAWCS so that donations could be tax deductible. Bob took the floor and described how the rules required a Project Director and Angela quickly put her hand up for the role which lasted for several years including site visits by another Club member and culminating in the building of a High School with 500 children and the Zambian Government on board. 
President Paulette then presented Angela with a Rotary Community Service Award accompanied by considerable applause.


Bob Hall addresses the meeting


Angela with her award

After a lively session from our Sergeant President Paulette noted that it is now urgent that our storage container be emptied' so that the shelving can be purchased and fitted before the grant expires in June; it was decided that Saturday 13 April would be a good day. John M commented that the container needed levelling.

Chris B reiterated his request for many volunteers for the Wood Expo parking and mentioned that helpers would be welcome to assist in cleaning up the RSL at 1500h on Anzac Day.  

Fran T reported that the Solar Buddy workshop at Conondale SS was a great success despite a hiccup at the start when it was found that no instructions were included in the delivery.  Fortunately, YouTube came to the rescue.

Neil A gave an update on the progress of the two grants to support platypus research and monitoring of the Obi Obi from the Showground to Gardeners Falls.  Support has also been received from Wildlife Queensland.  Noted that many Clubs, as part of their environment focus, have ‘Adopted a River’ so he suggested that we might adopt the Obi Obi.

Lionel T announced that sales of the 2024 calendar are slightly higher than last year, an advert for 2025 has been placed in the Hinterland Times and photo entry forms are available.

Rick V reported on another successful year of Community Grants and thanked Angela once again for her initiative in suggesting the project.

After our Sergeant had done his worst, our guests were allowed to leave and we convened the Special General Meeting to discuss the proposed new Constitution and Bylaws under Rick V's guidance.  The document has since been been recorded and circulated by the Secretary.  The President thanked Ric for
the effective and hard work that had gone into his proposals.

The meeting closed at 8:45pm.

FUTURE MEETINGS AND EVENTS
10Apr  Board Meeting

17Apr  Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm for a Business Meeting.

01May  Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm for a Dinner Meeting with Guest Speaker TBA.

4-6 May Parking duties at Showgrounds for Wood Expo.

08May  Board Meeting

15 May  Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm for a Business Meeting.

WEDDING ANNIVERSARIES FOR APRIL 
18th Brian and Gillian Allen   26th Bill and Marlene Hankinson

BIRTHDAYS FOR APRIL 
1st Nancy Baker   4th Phillip Stark   12th Chris Brooker   23rd John McLennan   27th Andy Schouteten  and John Whan

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT
SOCIAL MEDIA COMMENT

There are recent instances where social media has been the subject for some criticism - perhaps justifiably you may agree.  Have you considered how it started?




Wednesday, 31 January 2024

Rotary Club of Maleny Bulletin for 7th February 2024


 
THE RANGE Vol 65 No 13
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm for a Dinner Meeting with Guest Speakers Cougar Lutze updating his Tanzanian plans and PDG Jitendra Prasad on corporate membership. 

APOLOGIES
Apologies please to Bernice by noon on Tuesday.

DUTY ROSTER
                             7Feb                 21Feb            7Mar
Duty Officer          Phillip S           Renee H       Craig S
ADO                     Greg W            Bruce K         Scott W
Registration          Bernice McL    Laurelle O     Fran T
Fellowship            John Mcl          Lionel T        John W

WOOLWORTH SAUSAGE SIZZLE
02 Mar  0800 - 1100  Roly N   Fran T   Bruce K

              1100 - 1330  Greg W   John and Bernice Mclennan

30Mar    0800 - 1100  James McC   John and Bernice McLennan

              1100 - 1330  Keith R   Chris B   Lenah K

MINUTES OF MEETING OF 17 JANUARY 2024
The first meeting of 2024 was opened by the President who welcomed back members and our visiting Rotarian Kim McDonald-Wilkes from Newfoundland.  The good news was that Kim had kindly volunteered to be our guest speaker; the not so good news is that she and her husband are moving to 
Brisbane for work reasons.  It was also good to welcome back Ric Townsend after his recent health problems.  Although his dietary regime may have changed, his analysis and comments are as sharp as ever.

Details of the Vocational Meeting  at Maleny and Hinterland Real Estate on 31 January were confirmed.

Arrangements for the Club's involvement in the Hinterland Australia Day event were outlined.

There was discussion about arranging catering for a visiting group to the Showgrounds next month.  This request will be reviewed. 

It was confirmed that the Club will be responsible for parking at the Wood Expo.

The Sergeant then demonstrated his multitasking abilities - he was also Duty Officer but this did not affect his customary ability to inflict some financial pain.  As DO he then introduced Kim McDonald-Wilkes to talk about Newfoundland.  Kim explained the geographical setting of her province is an island in the east of Canada, with Quebec to its west and Labrador to the North. To the east is the Atlantic Ocean all the way to Europe.  It experiences cold winters and cool summers by Queensland standards.

Historically the native population was overtaken firstly by the French and then people from the British Isles. Migrant Europeans were attracted by the cod fishing grounds and whaling.  In the 1700's the wars between England and France led to a reduced French population.  It changed from a British Dominion to a Canadian Province in 1949 and the province now has the highest percentage of English speakers in the country. 

Ironically Kim then introduced us to Newfinese, a local dialect. With an excellent audiovisual presentation, she was able to deliver spoken quotations in this language and see how little we were able to comprehend.

Kim was thanked for her lively presentation and wished all the best for her relocation to Brisbane.
 
The meeting closed at 8:45pm

FUTURE MEETINGS AND EVENTS
14Feb  Board Meeting

21Feb  Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm for a Business Meeting
 
07Mar Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm for a Dinner Meeting with Guest Speaker TBA

BIRTHDAY FOR FEBRUARY
18th Jeff Cornfoot

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT
EMPTY HEADEDNESS?




 



Tuesday, 7 May 2019

Rotary Club of Maleny Bulletin for 15th May 2019

"THE RANGE"  Vol. 60 No.21
WEDNESDAY 15TH MAY 2019

THIS WEEK'S MEETING
Tranquil Park at 6:30 for 7:00pm for Community Grants Presentation Night. Please will members pay the meal fee of $35 per head direct to the Club's account in advance.

APOLOGIES AND MEALS
Apologies please to Lionel before noon on Tuesday.

DUTY ROSTERS                
                                15th May       5th June          19th June      
Duty Officer            John W          Chris B            Ric T                                    
Assist DO               Jeff C             Laurelle O      Greg W       
Registration            Greg W         James McC     Phillip S       
Fellowship              Bill H             Keith R            Jim A       

SAUSAGE SIZZLE ROSTER
18th May
Malcolm Baker (Leader)  Keith Rogers  James McCormack

1st June
No sizzle

15th June
Jim A (Leader)  Michael and Sherryl Gregory

CLUB ORGANISATION
Details of the make up of the currrent Board and Committees can be found at the end of this bulletin.

MINUTES OF LAST MEETING
President Alan opened the meeting a little early announcing that we had two guest speakers, one before dinner and one after. He thanked Paulette and her team for organising the 60th anniversary cake which was shared with the community last Saturday.

Important Dates
Parking duties at the Wood Expo. 4-5-6 May
Rosters were circulated for the Maleny Show on 31 May-1 June.
Fortitude Valley Club Rally arriving in Maleny 19 May
Senior Moments 24 May

Jeff Cornfoot introduced Ashman Shetty to talk to us about Rotary in India. Jeff met Ashman on his motor bike ride across India. Ashman is the secretary of  the Mangalore Hill-Side Rotary Club, Karnataka on the south west coast of India. The club has about 45 members and has been chartered for 21 years. A major project for the club is to administer the Rakthadan Blood Bank. The Club also puts together e-learning kits for schools; tree planting projects; area clean-ups; and school support programs.

Ashman is the head of a school in the village of 2500 people. The school provides for students from kindergarten to University degrees in arts and commerce, with hostels for boys and girls. The school has been running for 17 years with 823 students. It costs $1000/year for education and board for a student.

Ashman has the vision of a student interchange program with Australia.

After a short Sergeant’s Session, Andy Schouteten introduced our second guest, Kris Fitzgerald who has recently formed Studio 23, a centre for empowering people with diverse abilities to socialise, work, create and learn. It provides programs for people with disabilities and disadvantaged community members to engage with their community, and develop creative and practical skills. Kris, a retired teacher from Maleny High School, was accompanied by Lynda Walker - a facilitator, and Kris’ son Luke - a member of the centre.

Studio 23 is located on the deck at the Maleny Community Centre, and started in September 2018. There are about 12-13 members utilising the centre at present who are encouraged to create their own programs to suit their interests. Programs include social and community engagement with the local community, music, cooking and health living. The centre is funded by member fees and the selling of members' endeavours, particularly pot plants at their Market Days held at the Kiosk at the Community Centre. Funding is tight and every assistance is appreciated.


Roly Nieper gave the vote of thanks.

FUTURE MEETINGS & EVENT
19th May
RC of Fortitude Valley Car Rally at Maleny Hotel - assistance required.

22nd May
Joint Clubs Meeting at USC for Rotary Scholarships evening.

29th May
Vocational visit to Witta Sports Club.

31st May - 1st June  All hands on deck for the Maleny Show.

5th June
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with Guest Speaker Sue Mackenzie on Surviving Polio.

12th June
Board Meeting at the Masonic Hall.

19th June
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with Guest Speaker TBA

26th June
Changeover Night at The Orangerie.

BIRTHDAYS FOR MAY
4th Angela Griffin  15th Greg Williams  18th Cilla Vickers

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT
A MODERN TAKE ON SEX EDUCATION

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex.

Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor.

The doctor told her that teenagers today were very wilful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and, until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.

Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the mother told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.

The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother, saying,

'Oh mum! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!'

 
MALENY ROTARY CLUB EXECUTIVE TEAM FOR 2018-2019
BOARD MEMBERS
 President  -   Alan Wilson
Vice President  - Michael Gregory
Secretary  - Bernice McLennan
Treasurer  -  Jim Atkinson
Vocational - Ric Townsend
Club Admininstration / Membership - Philip Stark  
International/Foundation - Angela Griffin/ CL Claridge
Community Relations/Youth - Greg Williams
Service Projects - Rick Vickers/Chris Ross-Smith
 
Other Roles
Guest Speakers  - Michael Gregory                                          
Bulletin Editor - Keith Rogers

MALENY ROTARY CLUB COMMITTEES   
1.Grants Committee            2.RAWCS - Ebenezer Zambia 
Confidential                         Angela Griffin
                                            CL Claridge
                                            Jim Atkinson
3.RAWCS-Nepal               
Chris Ross-Smith                4.Show Committee
Jim Atkinson                        Bernice McLennan
CL Claridge                         John McLennan
               
5.Social Committee             6.Calendar Committee
Phillip Stark                         Lionel Tilley
Roly Neiper                          Rick Vickers
                                            Jeff Cornfoot 
7.High School Project         Jim Atkinson  
Chris Brooker                         
Jeff Cornfoot                        
Greg Williams               

8.Membership/                     9.Qld Australian Cross Country Athletics Title
USC Project Committee       Rick Vickers
Phillip Stark                          Greg Williams
CL Claridge                           Chris Brooker
Angela Griffin
Roly Nieper                          10.Plan for Maleny Education Support Fund
Chris Ross-Smith                  Angela Griffin
Rick Vickers                          CL Claridge
                                               Roly Nieper   
                                               Jeff Cornfoot







Tuesday, 23 April 2019

Rotary Club of Maleny Bulletin for 1st May 2019

"THE RANGE"  Vol. 60 No.20
WEDNESDAY 1ST MAY 2019

THIS WEEK'S MEETING
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with Guest Speaker Kris FitzGerald on Studio 23.

APOLOGIES AND MEALS
Apologies please to Bernice before noon of Tuesday.

DUTY ROSTERS                
                               1st May         15th May      5th June      
Duty Officer            Andy S         John W         Chris B                                    
Assist DO               Roly N          Jeff C            Laurelle O       
Registration            Malcolm B    Greg W        James McC       
Fellowship              Ric T             Bill H            Keith R       

SAUSAGE SIZZLE ROSTER
4th May
No sizzle

18th May
Malcolm Baker (Leader)  Keith Rogers  James McCormack

1st June
No sizzle

CLUB ORGANISATION
Details of the make up of the currrent Board and Committees can be found at the end of this bulletin.

MINUTES OF LAST MEETING
President Alan opened the meeting and welcomed guest speaker Dr Russ Stephenson. A few announcements followed with pleas for arms & legs to be made available to undertake parking duties, show stall hamburgering & bucket waving. Dates to remember are:
15 May Community Awards
19 May District Assembly
22 May Annual USC/Rotary meeting
26 June Changeover Dinner at the Orangery

The members decided not to proceed with an application for YEP from a Conondale student due to hosting problems.

Jeff C told us of hosting a German Rotarian Dieter Schneider,who after suffering the sad loss of his son through suicide, decided to ride his motorbike throughout the world delivering talks on mental health and the devastating effect it can have. Jeff saddled up his trusty motorised steed and, with Dieter following, did a tour of the district following which he then delivered Dieter to Andy & Mia where animated discussions took place in German.

Our sergeant told the usual humorous fibs to extract much needed funds from unsuspecting victims.

Our enthusiastic guest speaker Rotarian (Nambour Club) Dr Russ Stephenson, who has been a previous speaker, told us of the efforts to control malaria being made in PNG. A major campaign, not dissimilar to the Polio Plus exercise, is being undertaken to hopefully eliminate malaria from PNG. The original exercise under RAMS to provide chemically treated mosquito nets was, and still is, proving of great value but additional effort was needed. A vaccine targeting the parasite was developed in Australia (Griffith Uni) and has resulted, along with a major campaign to remove mosquito breeding sites etc, in a reduction of 65% of cases in PNG. This same exercise in the Solomons resulted in an 87% reduction and in Timor Leste 99%.

Russ also gave us a brief update on his other PNG program to improve the nutrition of locals in the Highlands area of PNG.

Russ was thanked by Lionel and presented with a donation of $1000 towards his very worthwhile projects.

FUTURE MEETINGS & EVENT
4th - 6th May
Parking duties for Maleny Wood Expo.

8th May
Board Meeting at the Masonic Hall.

15th May
Community Grants Presentation Night at Tranquil Park.

19th May
RC of Fortitiude Valley Car Rally ends at Maleny Hotel.

22nd May
Joint Clubs Meeting at USC for Rotary Scholarships evening.

 24th May
 Theatre visit to "Senoir Moments".

29th May
Vocational visit to Witta Sports Club.

31st May - 1st June  All hands on deck for the Maleny Show.

5th June
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with Guest Speaker Sue Mackenzie on Surviving Polio.

26th June
Changeover Night at The Orangerie.

BIRTHDAYS FOR MAY
4th Angela Griffin  15th Greg Williams  18th Cilla Vickers

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT
A GRANDCHILD'S LAMENT


The computer swallowed grandpa.
Yes, honestly its true! 
He pressed  'control and 'enter' 
And  disappeared from view.

It devoured him completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
He must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by  a worm. 

I've searched  through the recycle bin 
And files of every kind;
I've even  used the Internet, 
But nothing  did I find. 

In  desperation, I asked Jeeves    
My searches to  refine. 
The reply from  him was negative, 
Not a thing was found  'online.'    

So, if inside your 'Inbox,' 
My Grandpa you should see, 
Please 'Copy,  Scan' and 'Paste' him
And send him back to me.


This is a  tribute to all those Grandmas and Grandpas who have been fearless and learned to use the Computer.     

We do not stop  playing because we grow old; we  grow old because we stop playing . 


MALENY ROTARY CLUB EXECUTIVE TEAM FOR 2018-2019
BOARD MEMBERS
 President  -   Alan Wilson
Vice President  - Michael Gregory
Secretary  - Bernice McLennan
Treasurer  -  Jim Atkinson
Vocational - Ric Townsend
Club Admininstration / Membership - Philip Stark  
International/Foundation - Angela Griffin/ CL Claridge
Community Relations/Youth - Greg Williams
Service Projects - Rick Vickers/Chris Ross-Smith
 
Other Roles
Guest Speakers  - Michael Gregory                                          
Bulletin Editor - Keith Rogers

MALENY ROTARY CLUB COMMITTEES   
1.Grants Committee            2.RAWCS - Ebenezer Zambia 
Confidential                         Angela Griffin
                                            CL Claridge
                                            Jim Atkinson
3.RAWCS-Nepal               
Chris Ross-Smith                4.Show Committee
Jim Atkinson                        Bernice McLennan
CL Claridge                         John McLennan
               
5.Social Committee             6.Calendar Committee
Phillip Stark                         Lionel Tilley
Roly Neiper                          Rick Vickers
                                            Jeff Cornfoot 
7.High School Project         Jim Atkinson  
Chris Brooker                         
Jeff Cornfoot                        
Greg Williams               

8.Membership/                     9.Qld Australian Cross Country Athletics Title
USC Project Committee       Rick Vickers
Phillip Stark                          Greg Williams
CL Claridge                           Chris Brooker
Angela Griffin
Roly Nieper                          10.Plan for Maleny Education Support Fund
Chris Ross-Smith                  Angela Griffin
Rick Vickers                          CL Claridge
                                               Roly Nieper   
                                               Jeff Cornfoot






Tuesday, 9 April 2019

Rotary Club of Maleny Bulletin for 17th April 2019

"THE RANGE"  Vol. 60 No.19

WEDNESDAY 17TH APRIL 2019

THIS WEEK'S MEETING
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with Guest Speaker Russ Stephenson on Rotary Against Malaria Project.

APOLOGIES AND MEALS
Apologies please to Bernice before noon on Tuesday.

DUTY ROSTERS                
                               17th Apr        1st May       15th May      
Duty Officer            Paulette S      Andy S        John W                              
Assist DO               Lionel T         Roly N         Jeff C       
Registration            Bill  H            Malcolm B    Greg W       
Fellowship              James McC   Ric T            Bill H       

SAUSAGE SIZZLE ROSTER
20th April
Bill Hankinson (Leader)  Greg Williams  Paulette Steele  Laurelle Owen

4th May
No sizzle

18th May
Malcolm Baker (Leader)  Keith Rogers  James McCormack 

CLUB ORGANISATION
Details of the make up of the currrent Board and Committees can be found at the end of this bulletin.

MINUTES OF LAST MEETING
President Alan opened the meeting with a brief report on the recent District Conference in Brisbane which focussed on health, domestic violence and Rotaract – overall it was worth the effort of attending.

Ric T gave an update on the used battery collection project, Bernice reminded us of the DIK packing day on 6 April and Star Gazing Night 10 April, and Sherryl had a word or two on PETS.

Roly reported on the Valley to Valley Rally 19 May and the need for a couple of members to assist him with organising our involvement – there will be around 40 cars with 80 people, profits to the Variety Club, and we will need to man checkpoints.

Now is the time for those attending Senior Moments to pay up.  Rick reported on the Spartan Event to be held at Maleny Dairies on 6 and 7 April.
 
Chris decided to go for a drive – Roma – Windorah - Birdsville – Boulia - Alice – Port Augusta – Maleny - 6,280 km over 8 days – some drive!  The flies were awesome and a major impediment at times!

Wood Expo 4,5,6 May all hands on deck and Glenferna opening 15 June need helpers.

Sherryl introduced our guest speaker – our own James McCormack who arrived in our area as an Electrician some 30 years ago.  Born in Brisbane in the early sixties as the eldest of five, James was educated in Catholic schools, spent many holidays around the Warwick area, and at one stage considered a career in the Priesthood but took on an apprenticeship as a motor mechanic instead.  He soon changed course to the electrical trade.  He joined the YCW (a Catholic action group) and took part in the demonstrations at Pine Gap.

In 1990 James moved to Crystal Waters and lived there for 16 years before moving to Witta.  He is interested in mental health and has hobbies of pottery and cycling (being a member of the lycra lizards).
 
In thanking James for his entertaining and informative talk and the time he obviously took in preparing it, Michael mentioned that Australian Rotary Health would be an obvious fit for his interest especially as their focus is on mental health and they do a lot of their fundraising through cycling events.  As always talks by our own members are among the most interesting and James was thanked by acclamation. 

 FUTURE MEETINGS & EVENT
24th April
Masonic Hall at 5:30 for 6:00pm for Club Assembly.

1st May
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with Guest Speaker Kris FitzGerald +2 on Studio 23.

4th - 6th May
Parking duties for Maleny Wood Expo.

8th May
Board Meeting at the Masonic Hall.

15th May
Community Grants Presentation Night at Tranquil Park.

19th May
RC of Fortitiude Valley Car Rally ends at Maleny Hotel.

22nd May
Joint Clubs Meeting at USC for Rotary Scholarships evening.

29th May
Vocational visit to Witta Sports Club.

31st May - 1st June  All hands on deck for the Maleny Show.

BIRTHDAYS FOR APRIL
1st Nancy Baker  4th Phillip Stark  12th Chris Brooker  23rd John McLennan  27th Chris Ross Smith & John Whan

WEDDING ANNIVERSARIES FOR APRIL
13th Jeff & Jan Cornfoot  26th Bill & Marlene Hankinson

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT
RUMOUR, AS EVER UNSUBSTANTIATED, HAS IT THAT A MEMBER RECENTLY UNDERTOOK AN OUTBACK SURVEY OF BUSH COMPUTER TERMINOLOGY. THE FINDINGS ARE ATTACHED.

Log On – Make the Barbie hotter
Log Off – Don’t add any more wood.
Monitor – Keeping an eye on the Barbie
Download – Get the firewood off the ute
Floppy Disc – What you get lifting too much firewood at once
Windows – What you shut when it’s cold
Screen – What you shut in the mozzie season
Byte – What mozzies do
Bit – What mozzies did
Mega Byte – What Townsville mozzies do.
Chip – A bar snack
Micro Chip – What’s left in the bag after you have eaten the chips
Modem – What you did to the lawns.
Dot Matrix – Old Dan Matrix’s wife
Laptop – Where the cat sleeps
Software – Plastic knives and forks you get from Big Rooster.
Hardware – Real stainless steel knives and forks from K Mart
Mouse – What eats the grain in the shed
Mainframe – What holds the shed up
Web – What spiders do
Website – The shed or under the verandah
Cursor – The old bloke who swears a lot
Search Engine – What you do when the ute won’t go
Upgrade – A steep hill
Server – The person at the pub that brings out the counter lunch.
Mail Server – The bloke at the pub that brings out the counter lunch
User – The neighbour who borrows things
Network – When you have to repair your fishing net
Internet – Complicated fish net repair.
Netscape – When fish manoeuvres out of reach of the net
Online – When you get the laundry hung out
Off Line – When the pegs don’t hold the washing up.

MALENY ROTARY CLUB EXECUTIVE TEAM FOR 2018-2019
BOARD MEMBERS
 President  -   Alan Wilson
Vice President  - Michael Gregory
Secretary  - Bernice McLennan
Treasurer  -  Jim Atkinson
Vocational - Ric Townsend
Club Admininstration / Membership - Philip Stark  
International/Foundation - Angela Griffin/ CL Claridge
Community Relations/Youth - Greg Williams
Service Projects - Rick Vickers/Chris Ross-Smith
 
Other Roles
Guest Speakers  - Michael Gregory                                          
Bulletin Editor - Keith Rogers

MALENY ROTARY CLUB COMMITTEES   
1.Grants Committee            2.RAWCS - Ebenezer Zambia 
Confidential                         Angela Griffin
                                            CL Claridge
                                            Jim Atkinson
3.RAWCS-Nepal               
Chris Ross-Smith                4.Show Committee
Jim Atkinson                        Bernice McLennan
CL Claridge                         John McLennan
               
5.Social Committee             6.Calendar Committee
Phillip Stark                         Lionel Tilley
Roly Neiper                          Rick Vickers
                                            Jeff Cornfoot 
7.High School Project         Jim Atkinson  
Chris Brooker                         
Jeff Cornfoot                        
Greg Williams               

8.Membership/                     9.Qld Australian Cross Country Athletics Title
USC Project Committee       Rick Vickers
Phillip Stark                          Greg Williams
CL Claridge                           Chris Brooker
Angela Griffin
Roly Nieper                          10.Plan for Maleny Education Support Fund
Chris Ross-Smith                  Angela Griffin
Rick Vickers                          CL Claridge
                                               Roly Nieper   
                                               Jeff Cornfoot


Wednesday, 27 March 2019

Rotary Club of Maleny Bulletin for 3rd April 2019

"THE RANGE"  Vol. 60 No.18
WEDNESDAY 3RD APRIL 2019

THIS WEEK'S MEETING
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with our own James McCormack as Guest Speaker on My Story.

APOLOGIES AND MEALS
Apologies please to Bernice before noon of Tuesday.

DUTY ROSTERS                
                               3rd Apr         17th Apr           1st May      
Duty Officer            Sherryl G      Paulette S        Andy S                              
Assist DO               Michael G     Lionel T           Roly N       
Registration            Melinda M     Bill  H              Malcolm B       
Fellowship              Peter McG    James McC      Ric T       

SAUSAGE SIZZLE ROSTER
6th April
Rick Vickers (Leader)  Greg Williams  Paulette Steele

20th April
Bill Hankinson (Leader)  Greg Williams  Paulette Steele  Laurelle Owen

4th May
No sizzle 

CLUB ORGANISATION
Details of the make up of the current Board and Committees can be found at the end of this bulletin.

MINUTES OF LAST MEETING
To follow

RIVER SCHOOL GARDEN SHED
President Alan officially handed over the new Rotary Garden Shed to the Principal and pupils of the River School.  He was accompanied by Malcolm Baker who had multi-tasked as architect, main contractor, builder and concrete layer with assistance from other Club volunteers.

INTERACT CONFERENCE
We were told at our previous meeting what a professional presentation had been given by the Maleny High School Club.  Unfortunately they did not win but hearty congratulations on their performance.  The representatives are shown above.

FUTURE MEETINGS & EVENTS
10th April
Board Meeting at the Masonic Hall.

17th April
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with Guest Speaker Russ Stephenson on RAM Project.

24th April
Masonic Hall at 5:30 for 6:00pm for Club Assembly.

1st May
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with Guest Speaker TBC

4th - 6th May
Parking duties for Maleny Wood Expo.

31st May - 1st June  All hands on deck for the Maleny Show.

BIRTHDAYS FOR APRIL
1st Nancy Baker  4th Phillip Stark  12th Chris Brooker  23rd John McLennan  27th Chris Ross Smith & John Whan

WEDDING ANNIVERSARIES FOR APRIL
13th Jeff & Jan Cornfoot  26th Bill & Marlene Hankinson

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT
OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES AND SUCKLINGS





LITTLE HAROLD


A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Harold stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Harold?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'


Harold watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter, asked Harold 'Giving up?'


The math teacher saw that Harold wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Harold! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?'  Harold quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'

 Harold's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him'.    Harold asked, 'Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?'

 Little Harold attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Harold asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Harold, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ....'

MALENY ROTARY CLUB EXECUTIVE TEAM FOR 2018-2019
BOARD MEMBERS
 President  -   Alan Wilson
Vice President  - Michael Gregory
Secretary  - Bernice McLennan
Treasurer  -  Jim Atkinson
Vocational - Ric Townsend
Club Admininstration / Membership - Philip Stark  
International/Foundation - Angela Griffin/ CL Claridge
Community Relations/Youth - Greg Williams
Service Projects - Rick Vickers/Chris Ross-Smith
 
Other Roles
Guest Speakers  - Michael Gregory                                          
Bulletin Editor - Keith Rogers

MALENY ROTARY CLUB COMMITTEES   
1.Grants Committee            2.RAWCS - Ebenezer Zambia 
Confidential                         Angela Griffin
                                            CL Claridge
                                            Jim Atkinson
3.RAWCS-Nepal               
Chris Ross-Smith                4.Show Committee
Jim Atkinson                        Bernice McLennan
CL Claridge                         John McLennan
               
5.Social Committee             6.Calendar Committee
Phillip Stark                         Lionel Tilley
Roly Neiper                          Rick Vickers
                                            Jeff Cornfoot 
7.High School Project         Jim Atkinson  
Chris Brooker                         
Jeff Cornfoot                        
Greg Williams               

8.Membership/                     9.Qld Australian Cross Country Athletics Title
USC Project Committee       Rick Vickers
Phillip Stark                          Greg Williams
CL Claridge                           Chris Brooker
Angela Griffin
Roly Nieper                          10.Plan for Maleny Education Support Fund
Chris Ross-Smith                  Angela Griffin
Rick Vickers                          CL Claridge
                                               Roly Nieper   
                                               Jeff Cornfoot












Tuesday, 29 May 2018

Rotary Club of Maleny Bulletin for 6th June 2018


"THE RANGE"  Vol. 59 No.20
WEDNESDAY 6TH JUNE 2018

THIS WEEK'S MEETING
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with Adria Roset De Mas giving his final YEP talk plus the induction of Judi Coey - Partners welcome.

APOLOGIES
Apologies to Bernice before noon on Tuesday 5th.

DUTY ROSTERS                
                           6th June        20th June                       
Duty Officer        Ric T             TBA    
Assist DO           Rick V      
Registration        Keith R
Fellowship          Bill H

SAUSAGE SIZZLE ROSTER
16th June
TBA

30th June
TBA

CLUB ORGANISATION
Details of the make up of the currrent Board and Committees can be found at the end of this bulletin.

WOOD EXPO PARKING





Club members organised the parking at this 3 day event under the leadership of Chris B.  There was much waving of buckets at the entrance to the Showgrounds, and arms in the arenas and ovals as drivers were given assistance.  The spirit is summed up in this photograph.





MEETING OF 16TH MAY AT USC
A number of members attended the annual Joint Clubs meeting at USC for the presentation of Rotary scholarships funded by Club donations.  Many thanks to Greg for the attached photos.






FUTURE MEETINGS & EVENTS
13th June
Board Meeting at the Masonic Hall.

20th June
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with Guest Speaker Gordon Ferguson on Scottish Bagpipes.

27th June
Changeover Dinner at The Orangery.

BIRTHDAYS FOR JUNE
1st Mike Edwards  21st Peter Wilkinson

WEDDING ANNIVERSARIES FOR JUNE
1st Chris and Judi Ross-Smith  16th Alan and Mary Wilson
 
AND NOW FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT
A MAN WHO MADE A DIFFERENCE

Bob Hope was born in England in 1903 to an English father and a Welsh mother. He died in 2003, aged 100 years.

 
On his death bed they asked him where he wanted to be buried and he said. "Surprise me."

This is a tribute to a man who DID make a difference.

ON TURNING 70
'I still chase women, but only downhill.'

ON TURNING 80
'That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing.'

ON TURNING 90
'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.'

ON TURNING 100
'I don't feel old. In fact, I don't feel anything until noon - then it's time for my nap.'

ON GIVING UP HIS EARLY CAREER, BOXING
'I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.'

ON NEVER WINNING AN OSCAR
'Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's called at my home, 'Passover.'

ON GOLF
'Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees.'

ON PRESIDENTS
'I have performed for 12 presidents but entertained only six.'

ON RECEIVING THE CONGRESSIONAL GOLD MEDAL
'I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.'

ON HIS FAMILY'S EARLY POVERTY
'When I was born, the doctor said to my mother "Congratulations, you have an eight pound ham."'

'Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.'

ON HIS SIX BROTHERS
'That's how I learned to dance. Waiting for the bathroom.'

ON HIS EARLY FAILURES
'I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.'

ON GOING TO HEAVEN
'I've done benefits for ALL religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.'

 MALENY ROTARY CLUB EXECUTIVE TEAM FOR 2018-2019
BOARD MEMBERS
 President  -   Alan Wilson
Vice President  - Michael Gregory
Secretary  - Bernice McLennan
Treasurer  -  Jim Atkinson
Vocational - Ric Townsend
Club Admininstration / Membership - Philip Stark  
International/Foundation - Angela Griffin/ CL Claridge
Community Relations/Youth - Greg Williams
Service Projects - Rick Vickers/Chris Ross-Smith
 
Other Roles
Minute Recorder - Lionel Tilley  
Guest Speakers  - Michael Gregory                                          
Bulletin Editor - Keith Rogers

MALENY ROTARY CLUB COMMITTEES   
1.Grants Committee            2.RAWCS - Ebenezer Zambia 
Confidential                         Angela Griffin
                                            CL Claridge
                                            Jim Atkinson
3.RAWCS-Nepal               
Chris Ross-Smith                4.Show Committee
Jim Atkinson                        Bernice McLennan
CL Claridge                         John McLennan
               
5.Social Committee             6.Calendar Committee
Phillip Stark                         Lionel Tilley
Roly Neiper                          Rick Vickers
                                            Jeff Cornfoot 
7.High School Project         Jim Atkinson  
Chris Brooker                         
Jeff Cornfoot                        
Greg Williams               

8.Membership/                     9.Qld Australian Cross Country Athletics Title
USC Project Committee       Rick Vickers
Phillip Stark                          Greg Williams
CL Claridge                           Chris Brooker
Angela Griffin
Roly Nieper                          10.Plan for Maleny Education Support Fund
Chris Ross-Smith                  Angela Griffin
                                              CL Claridge
                                               Roly Nieper   
                                               Jeff Cornfoot 














Tuesday, 8 May 2018

Rotary Club of Maleny Bulletin for 16th May 2018

"THE RANGE"  Vol. 59 No.19
WEDNESDAY 16TH MAY 2018

THIS WEEK'S MEETING
Tranquil Park at 6:30 for 7:00pm for Community Grants Presentation Dinner - Partners Night.

APOLOGIES
Apologies to Bernice before noon on Tuesday 15th.

DUTY ROSTERS                
                            16th May      6th June                       
Duty Officer        N/A                Ric T    
Assist DO                                 Rick V      
Registration                              Keith R
Fellowship                                Bill H

SAUSAGE SIZZLE ROSTER
19th May
Chris B (Leader)  Roly N  Keith R

2nd June
Maleny Show

16th June
TBA

CLUB ORGANISATION
Details of the make up of the currrent Board and Committees can be found at the end of this bulletin.

MINUTES OF MEETING OF 2ND MAY
President Alan welcomed a smaller than usual number of members as well as Guest Speakers from the Rural Fire Brigade Scott Perrie and our former member Deb Lynde.

Melinda set the tone for the meeting by reading Henry Lawson's poem "The Fire at Ron's Farm".

Chris B went through the rosters for the Barung Wood Expo and also mentioned the need for 4 to 5 volunteers for parking on 13 May at the cross country event.

Bernice circulated the rosters for the Show.

President Alan congratulated our debating representatives on their recent victory in Landsborough.

Our Sergeant was relatively merciful for a change.

Angela introduced our guest speakers from the Rural Fire Brigade.  They emphasised that the local brigade had limited resources and therefore the responsibility that rested with individual property owners in the event of a bushfire emergency.  Owners were responsible for the safety of their families, pets, livestock and property. Each household should have a bush fire plan to be implemented in the event of an emergency. Emphasis was placed on the need to carefully consider early evacuation rather than waiting and hoping for the best.  The deadly effect of a major bushfire was described.

The talk became a useful question and answer session and much information,both verbal and brochures, was provided.

Keith gave the vote of thanks.

FUTURE MEETINGS & EVENTS
23th May
Joint Clubs Meeting and Rotary Scholarships presentation at USC.

30th May
Masonic Hall for meeting on final arrangements for the Show.

1st-2nd June
Maleny Show

6th June
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with Adria Roset De Mas giving his final YEP talk.

13th June
Board Meeting at the Masonic Hall.

20th June
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with Guest Speaker Gordon Ferguson on Scottish Bagpipes.

27th June
Changeover Dinner

BIRTHDAYS FOR MAY
4th Angela Griffin  15th Greg Williams  18th Cilla Vickers
 
AND NOW FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT
AN HONEST GOLFER IS REWARDED

John, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Chris.  So they loaded up John's minivan and headed north.

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained, 'and I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house.'

'Don't worry,' John said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.'  The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of golf.

But about nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from a solicitor.

It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the solicitor of that attractive widow he had met on the golf weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Chris and asked, "Chris, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our golf holiday in Scotland about 9 months ago ?"

'Yes, I do,' said Chris.

'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit ?'

'Well, um, yes!,' Chris said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.'

'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name ?'

Chris's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask ?'

'She just died- left me everything!!'

(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you ?)

 MALENY ROTARY CLUB EXECUTIVE TEAM FOR 2018-2019
BOARD MEMBERS
 President  -   Alan Wilson
Vice President  - Michael Gregory
Secretary  - Bernice McLennan
Treasurer  -  Jim Atkinson
Vocational - Ric Townsend
Club Admininstration / Membership - Philip Stark  
International/Foundation - Angela Griffin/ CL Claridge
Community Relations/Youth - Greg Williams
Service Projects - Rick Vickers/Chris Ross-Smith
 
Other Roles
Minute Recorder - Lionel Tilley  
Guest Speakers  - Michael Gregory                                          
Bulletin Editor - Keith Rogers

MALENY ROTARY CLUB COMMITTEES   
1.Grants Committee            2.RAWCS - Ebenezer Zambia 
Confidential                         Angela Griffin
                                            CL Claridge
                                            Jim Atkinson
3.RAWCS-Nepal               
Chris Ross-Smith                4.Show Committee
Jim Atkinson                        Bernice McLennan
CL Claridge                         John McLennan
               
5.Social Committee             6.Calendar Committee
Phillip Stark                         Lionel Tilley
Roly Neiper                          Rick Vickers
                                            Jeff Cornfoot 
7.High School Project         Jim Atkinson  
Chris Brooker                         
Jeff Cornfoot                        
Greg Williams               

8.Membership/                     9.Qld Australian Cross Country Athletics Title
USC Project Committee       Rick Vickers
Phillip Stark                          Greg Williams
CL Claridge                           Chris Brooker
Angela Griffin
Roly Nieper                          10.Plan for Maleny Education Support Fund
Chris Ross-Smith                  Angela Griffin
                                              CL Claridge
                                               Roly Nieper   
                                               Jeff Cornfoot