WEDNESDAY 6TH JUNE 2018
THIS WEEK'S MEETING
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with Adria Roset De Mas giving his final YEP talk plus the induction of Judi Coey - Partners welcome.
Apologies to Bernice before noon on Tuesday 5th.
6th June 20th June
Duty Officer Ric T TBA
Assist DO Rick V
Registration Keith R
Fellowship Bill H
SAUSAGE SIZZLE ROSTER
Details of the make up of the currrent Board and Committees can be found at the end of this bulletin.
WOOD EXPO PARKING
Club members organised the parking at this 3 day event under the leadership of Chris B. There was much waving of buckets at the entrance to the Showgrounds, and arms in the arenas and ovals as drivers were given assistance. The spirit is summed up in this photograph.
MEETING OF 16TH MAY AT USC
A number of members attended the annual Joint Clubs meeting at USC for the presentation of Rotary scholarships funded by Club donations. Many thanks to Greg for the attached photos.
FUTURE MEETINGS & EVENTS
Board Meeting at the Masonic Hall.
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with Guest Speaker Gordon Ferguson on Scottish Bagpipes.
Changeover Dinner at The Orangery.
BIRTHDAYS FOR JUNE
1st Mike Edwards 21st Peter Wilkinson
WEDDING ANNIVERSARIES FOR JUNE
1st Chris and Judi Ross-Smith 16th Alan and Mary Wilson
AND NOW FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT
A MAN WHO MADE A DIFFERENCE
Bob Hope was born in England in 1903 to an English father and a Welsh mother. He died in 2003, aged 100 years.
On his death bed they asked him where he wanted to be buried and he said. "Surprise me."
This is a tribute to a man who DID make a difference.
ON TURNING 70
'I still chase women, but only downhill.'
ON TURNING 80
'That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing.'
ON TURNING 90
'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.'
ON TURNING 100
'I don't feel old. In fact, I don't feel anything until noon - then it's time for my nap.'
ON GIVING UP HIS EARLY CAREER, BOXING
'I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.'
ON NEVER WINNING AN OSCAR
'Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's called at my home, 'Passover.'
'Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees.'
'I have performed for 12 presidents but entertained only six.'
ON RECEIVING THE CONGRESSIONAL GOLD MEDAL
'I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.'
ON HIS FAMILY'S EARLY POVERTY
'When I was born, the doctor said to my mother "Congratulations, you have an eight pound ham."'
'Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.'
ON HIS SIX BROTHERS
'That's how I learned to dance. Waiting for the bathroom.'
ON HIS EARLY FAILURES
'I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.'
ON GOING TO HEAVEN
'I've done benefits for ALL religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.'
MALENY ROTARY CLUB EXECUTIVE TEAM FOR 2018-2019
President - Alan Wilson
Vice President - Michael Gregory
Secretary - Bernice McLennan
Treasurer - Jim Atkinson
Vocational - Ric Townsend
Club Admininstration / Membership - Philip Stark
International/Foundation - Angela Griffin/ CL Claridge
Community Relations/Youth - Greg Williams
Service Projects - Rick Vickers/Chris Ross-Smith
Minute Recorder - Lionel Tilley
Guest Speakers - Michael Gregory
Bulletin Editor - Keith Rogers
MALENY ROTARY CLUB COMMITTEES
1.Grants Committee 2.RAWCS - Ebenezer Zambia
Confidential Angela Griffin
Chris Ross-Smith 4.Show Committee
Jim Atkinson Bernice McLennan
CL Claridge John McLennan
5.Social Committee 6.Calendar Committee
Phillip Stark Lionel Tilley
Roly Neiper Rick Vickers
7.High School Project Jim Atkinson
8.Membership/ 9.Qld Australian Cross Country Athletics Title
USC Project Committee Rick Vickers
Phillip Stark Greg Williams
CL Claridge Chris Brooker
Roly Nieper 10.Plan for Maleny Education Support Fund
Chris Ross-Smith Angela Griffin