"THE RANGE" Vol. 60 No.23
WEDNESDAY 19TH JUNE 2019
THIS WEEK'S MEETING
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with Guest Speaker Sarah Williams on Love Stories.
APOLOGIES AND MEALS
Apologies please to Bernice before noon on Tuesday.
DUTY ROSTERS
19th June 3rd July
Duty Officer Ric T Malcolm B
Assist DO Greg W Melinda M
Registration Phillip S Lionel T
Fellowship Jim A Alan W
SAUSAGE SIZZLE ROSTER
29th June
Bill Hankinson (Leader) Ric Townsend Keith Rogers
13th July
John and Bernice McLennan (Leader) Peter McGuirk
CLUB ORGANISATION
Details of the make up of the currrent Board and Committees can be found at the end of this bulletin.
MINUTES OF LAST MEETING
President Alan opened the meeting. He thanked Bernice and John for all their work at the Maleny Show. Also thanked all the members and partners for their participation and support. A special thanks to the bakers of the pumpkin soup, slices and the home baked goodies.
- Monday night 10th June for the Star Gazing. Bring your own mug. (Since postponed).
- Invite to the Club to attend the Hydrotherapy Centre information Monday night.
- ADG Linda gave a talk inviting our members to the District Changeover.
Jim Atkinson thanked everyone on the gate at the Maleny Show.
Rick Vickers again thanked John and Bernice for their tireless efforts at the Maleny Show. He also called for volunteers to assist with the installation of the new Mary Cairncross Park bench seats.
Our Guest Speaker was Sue MacKenzie from Polio Australia who was accompanied by husband Graeme.
She spoke about Polio Australia and Polio survivors in Australia. Polio Australia warmly acknowledges the great work achieved by Rotary International and the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation through its Polio Plus Program in helping eradicate the incidence of poliomyelitis throughout the world.
There are approximately 400,000 Australian survivors of polio still living. Polio Australia supporting polio survivors and those suffering from the late effects of polio which was described. She made us aware that Polio Australia needs help!
Sue also shared that she is a survivor of Polio herself and she contracted the disease at 2 years old. She explained the difficulty and the prejudice against sufferers.
Laurelle proposed the vote of thanks for her very informative talk and presented her with our Rotary bag.
The meeting closed and everyone made a bee-line to watch State of Origin.
FUTURE MEETINGS & EVENTS
26th June
Changeover Night at The Orangery.
3rd July
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with Guest Speaker TBA.
10th July
Board Meeting at the Masonic Hall.
BIRTHDAYS FOR JUNE
1st Mike Edwards 21st Peter Wilkinson
WEDDING ANNIVERSARIES FOR JUNE
1st Chris and Judi Ross-Smith 16th Alan and Mary Wilson
AND NOW FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT
AN ALTERNATIVE VIEW OF MEDICAL PROBLEMS
The Irish have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously ...
Medical Term
|
Irish Definition
|
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Artery
|
-
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The study
of paintings
|
Bacteria
|
-
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Back door
to cafeteria
|
Barium
|
-
|
What doctors do
when patients die
|
Benign
|
-
|
What you be,
after you be eight
|
Caesarean
Section
|
-
|
A neighbourhood
in Rome
|
Cat scan
|
-
|
Searching
for Kitty
|
Cauterize
|
-
|
Made eye
contact with her
|
Colic
|
-
|
A sheep
dog
|
Coma
|
-
|
A
punctuation mark
|
Dilate
|
-
|
To live
long
|
Enema
|
-
|
Not a
friend
|
Fester
|
-
|
Quicker than
someone else
|
Fibula
|
-
|
A small
lie
|
Impotent
|
-
|
Distinguished,
well known
|
Labour Pain
|
-
|
Getting hurt
at work
|
Medical Staff
|
-
|
A Doctor's cane
|
Morbid
|
-
|
A higher
offer
|
Nitrates
|
-
|
Rates of Pay
for Working at Night, Normally more money
than Days
|
Node
|
-
|
I knew it
|
Outpatient
|
-
|
A person who
has fainted
|
Pelvis
|
-
|
Second cousin
to Elvis
|
Post Operative
|
-
|
A letter
carrier
|
Recovery Room
|
-
|
Place to do upholstery
|
Rectum
|
-
|
Nearly
killed him
|
Secretion
|
-
|
Hiding
something
|
Seizure
|
-
|
Roman Emperor
|
Tablet
|
-
|
A smal
table
|
Terminal
Illness
|
-
|
Getting sick at
the airport
|
Tumour
|
-
|
One plus
one more
|
Urine
|
-
|
Opposite of
you're out
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