WEDNESDAY 2ND OCTOBER 2019
THIS WEEK'S MEETING
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm for USC Survey Report.
APOLOGIES AND MEALS
Apologies please to Bernice before noon on Tuesday.
DUTY ROSTERS
2nd Oct 16th Oct 6th November
Duty Officer Rick V Ric T TBA
Assist DO Lionel T Alan W
Registration CL C Paulette S
Fellowship Jim A Jeff C
SAUSAGE SIZZLE ROSTER
5th October
Bill Hankinson (Leader) Peter McGuirk Lionel Tilley
19th October
Chris Brooker (Leader) Paulette Steele Greg Williams
PRESIDENT'S NOTES
Last Saturday night Michael and I attended the 60th Anniversary celebration of the Rotary Club of
Nambour. Chartered in 1949 by the RC of Gympie, the Club has a rich history of major projects, and a Rotary International President, Sir Clem Renouf to their name. It was a very enjoyable and sparkly night, with a suitably decorated cake to mark the occasion.Planning is underway for our 60th celebration on Wednesday 23 October at the RSL, so mark that date in your diaries.
After the last dinner meeting when we discussed the Computers4Learning call-out for computer mice. Ric and Chris got into action and by the end of the week 10 new Logitech corded computer mice were on their way to C4L. I had a very appreciative email from their manager on Tuesday to say that they had arrived and would be put to good use. Ric has got busy spreading the word around and has received a laptop for the program. More are needed. Thanks to Ric and Chris for their quick work on this.
With a grandchild staying over this week, I’ve been out and about showing her the wonders of Maleny. We visited the historical village where men from the Men’s Shed were busily working on one of the houses. It was so good to see the RC Maleny sign on the Men’s Shed as well as on the Village street sign.Then on to Mary Cairncross Scenic Reserve where the new Rotary seat at the front got the tick of approval. I know we are getting a
sign organised for the seats, but we must also persevere with getting a much bigger recognition of Rotary’s involvement in the park over the past 60 years.MINUTES OF THE MEETING OF 18TH SEPTEMBER
President Sheryl opened the meeting by welcoming the members present, sparing a thought for those adventurers in the Kimberley.
She announced that the Board had accepted the resignation of CL C because she was spending much of her time in New Zealand. Michael G would stand in as International Director and Angela G would monitor the Tanzanian project.
The Board was also investigating some acknowledgement for Florence Wood for her occasional generous cash donations.
After the meal and a ritual savaging from the Sergeant, the Business Session began.
1. Upcoming dates
9Oct Zonta High Tea for Hamlin Fistula Hospital.
13Oct RC Glasshouse 20th Anniversary.
21Nov High for Ebenezer at the Orangery.
2. Correspondence
ShelterBox report received. There is a team in the Bahamas following Hurricane Dorian.
A request received from Computers for Kids specifically for mice.
A thank you letter received for the donation to the Chaplaincy Dinner.
3. Sausage Sizzle
The question was raised of whether it was worthwhile to continue with this exercise in view of the low income raised in relation to hours worked. No vote was taken but the view was expressed that this should continue as a PR exercise.
4. Calendar Sales
Lionel T reported that these were underway but he would be grateful if members could recommend additional sales outlets.
Jeff C reported that he had managed to book the kiosk for these sales and the dates will be circulated.
5. 60th Anniversary Dinner
Chris B has arranged a committee for this. David Wilson will be the Guest Speaker and our Club Historian Jack Wilcox will be a special guest.
The meeting closed at 8:30pm.
FUTURE MEETINGS & EVENTS
9th October
Board Meeting at the Masonic Hall.
16th October
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm for Business Meeting.
23rd October
60th Anniversary Dinner
30th October
Vocational visit to Maleny Soldiers Memorial Hospital.
6th November
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm for Guest Speaker TBA.
WEDDING ANNIVERSARY FOR OCTOBER
26th Rick and Cilla
BIRTHDAYS FOR OCTOBER
12th Gloria Rogers 14th Keith Rogers 16th Kerry Neiper 28th Bernice McLennan 30th Andy Schouteten
AND NOW FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT
SOME LINGUISTIC DEXTERITY
APROSDOKIANS are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected; Winston Churchill loved them:
1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
2. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
3. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
4. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
5. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
6. They begin the evening news with 'Good Evening,' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
7. To steal ideas from someone is plagiarism. To steal from many is called research.
8. In filling in an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency', notify: I put 'DOCTOR.'
9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
10. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they look sexy.
11. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
12. A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory.
13. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
14. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. Nor is there any future in it.
15. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
16. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
17. Finally: I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it’s getting harder and harder for me to find one now.
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