Rotary Club of Maleny Bulletin for 3rd April 2019

"THE RANGE"  Vol. 60 No.18
WEDNESDAY 3RD APRIL 2019

THIS WEEK'S MEETING
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with our own James McCormack as Guest Speaker on My Story.

APOLOGIES AND MEALS
Apologies please to Bernice before noon of Tuesday.

DUTY ROSTERS                
                               3rd Apr         17th Apr           1st May      
Duty Officer            Sherryl G      Paulette S        Andy S                              
Assist DO               Michael G     Lionel T           Roly N       
Registration            Melinda M     Bill  H              Malcolm B       
Fellowship              Peter McG    James McC      Ric T       

SAUSAGE SIZZLE ROSTER
6th April
Rick Vickers (Leader)  Greg Williams  Paulette Steele

20th April
Bill Hankinson (Leader)  Greg Williams  Paulette Steele  Laurelle Owen

4th May
No sizzle 

CLUB ORGANISATION
Details of the make up of the current Board and Committees can be found at the end of this bulletin.

MINUTES OF LAST MEETING
To follow

RIVER SCHOOL GARDEN SHED

President Alan officially handed over the new Rotary Garden Shed to the Principal and pupils of the River School.  He was accompanied by Malcolm Baker who had multi-tasked as architect, main contractor, builder and concrete layer with assistance from other Club volunteers.

INTERACT CONFERENCE

We were told at our previous meeting what a professional presentation had been given by the Maleny High School Club.  Unfortunately they did not win but hearty congratulations on their performance.  The representatives are shown above.

FUTURE MEETINGS & EVENTS
10th April
Board Meeting at the Masonic Hall.

17th April
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with Guest Speaker Russ Stephenson on RAM Project.

24th April
Masonic Hall at 5:30 for 6:00pm for Club Assembly.

1st May
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm with Guest Speaker TBC

4th - 6th May
Parking duties for Maleny Wood Expo.

31st May - 1st June  All hands on deck for the Maleny Show.

BIRTHDAYS FOR APRIL
1st Nancy Baker  4th Phillip Stark  12th Chris Brooker  23rd John McLennan  27th Chris Ross Smith & John Whan

WEDDING ANNIVERSARIES FOR APRIL
13th Jeff & Jan Cornfoot  26th Bill & Marlene Hankinson

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT
OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES AND SUCKLINGS

LITTLE HAROLD

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Harold stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Harold?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'


Harold watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter, asked Harold 'Giving up?'


The math teacher saw that Harold wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Harold! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?'  Harold quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'

 Harold's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him'.    Harold asked, 'Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?'

 Little Harold attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Harold asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Harold, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ....'

MALENY ROTARY CLUB EXECUTIVE TEAM FOR 2018-2019

BOARD MEMBERS
 President  -   Alan Wilson
Vice President  - Michael Gregory
Secretary  - Bernice McLennan
Treasurer  -  Jim Atkinson
Vocational - Ric Townsend
Club Admininstration / Membership - Philip Stark  
International/Foundation - Angela Griffin/ CL Claridge
Community Relations/Youth - Greg Williams
Service Projects - Rick Vickers/Chris Ross-Smith
 
Other Roles
Guest Speakers  - Michael Gregory                                          
Bulletin Editor - Keith Rogers

MALENY ROTARY CLUB COMMITTEES   
1.Grants Committee            2.RAWCS - Ebenezer Zambia 
Confidential                         Angela Griffin
                                            CL Claridge
                                            Jim Atkinson
3.RAWCS-Nepal               
Chris Ross-Smith                4.Show Committee
Jim Atkinson                        Bernice McLennan
CL Claridge                         John McLennan
               
5.Social Committee             6.Calendar Committee
Phillip Stark                         Lionel Tilley
Roly Neiper                          Rick Vickers
                                            Jeff Cornfoot 
7.High School Project         Jim Atkinson  
Chris Brooker                         
Jeff Cornfoot                        
Greg Williams               

8.Membership/                     9.Qld Australian Cross Country Athletics Title
USC Project Committee       Rick Vickers
Phillip Stark                          Greg Williams
CL Claridge                           Chris Brooker
Angela Griffin
Roly Nieper                          10.Plan for Maleny Education Support Fund
Chris Ross-Smith                  Angela Griffin
Rick Vickers                          CL Claridge
                                               Roly Nieper   
                                               Jeff Cornfoot