"THE RANGE" Vol. 63 No.18
THIS WEEK'S MEETING
Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm for Guest Speaker Madison Crane on YEP Experience.
APOLOGIES AND MEALS
Apologies please to Bernice before noon on Tuesday.
7th April 21st April 5th May
Duty Officer Phillip S Lionel T Michael G
Assist DO Ric T ANO Sherryl G
Registration James McC Paulette S Laurelle O
Fellowship Chris B John McL Malcolm B
WOOLWORTH SAUSAGE SIZZLE ROSTER
0730 -1030 TBA
1030 - 1330 TBA
(a) Health Updates
He passed on his best wishes on behalf of the Club to two of
our Rotarians who have been laid low, Brian Allen and Chris Ross-Smith, and
wished then a speedy recovery.
Updates were provided on the following events which had occurred since our last meeting.
Obi Obi Clean-up: The event was well attended by the community and three of our members made it to clean up a great deal of crap from the area.
Elder Abuse Forum for hairdressers and barbers was a success with over ten people attending. There was much interest in the speakers and some expressed an interest in doing the course on the recognition of elder abuse if fund can be found.
Fran and Sheryl attended the Interact Conference at Caboolture
Laurelle and Jeff assisted at the astronomer’s night which was appreciated by the organisers.
The travelling Jackeroo will be in the Maleny main street on Sunday about 9.00am for the start of his adventure.
Sargeant at arms was absent so there was a free-for-all making fines on each other. It was quite revealing how quickly members were willing to “dob” in each other.
Gala Dinner: AG Wendy Gilson spoke to us about a Gala
Dinner being organised by the Sunshine South Cluster Group to celebrate 100
years of Rotary in Australia and New Zealand. It will be held on Saturday 17th
April, 2021 at the Maroochydore RSL at 6.30pm. Tickets $100 per head. She hoped the Maleny Rotary could put a party
She also spoke about a Monument being planned to commemorate the centenary, location to be determined. All clubs in the Sunshine Coast Cluster would be depicted along with a time capsule in the base.
Annual Rotary Golf Tournament: Vern Gilbert invited members to join in the 43rd Annual Golf Tournament being organised by the Maroochydore Rotary Club. It will be held on 16-21 May 2012, at the Maroochy River Golf Club and attracts Rotarians Australia wide.
President Greg closed the meeting with an invitation to our next meeting which will be a vocational night at the Maleny Chocolate Factory on 31st March 2021.
14th April Board Meeting
21st April Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm for Business Meeting
28th April No meeting
5th May TBA
12th May Rotary Scholarship Dinner at USC
19th May Maleny Hotel at 6:30 for 7:00pm for Business Meeting
BIRTHDAYS FOR APRIL
1st Nancy Baker 4th Phillip Stark 12th Chris Brooker 23rd John McLennan 27th Chris Ross Smith & John Whan
WEDDING ANNIVERSARIES FOR APRIL
13th Jeff & Jan Cornfoot 16th Brian and Gillian Allen 26th Bill & Marlene Hankinson
AND NOW FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT
RANDOM THOUGHTS - HOPEFULLY YOUR SMILES FOR THE DAY
To me, "drink responsibly" means
don't spill it...
Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight...
The older I get, the earlier it gets late...
I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.
I had my patience tested. I'm negative...
When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing...
I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever... I run like the winded...
I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on...
When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"
When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery???
Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out... (This Is The Truth!!!)
Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people cops...
My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb...